Become a FAN of VRSEC SOURCES BECOME A FAN<<>> updates:autobiography; novels<<>>subscibe to Asist_sources mobile alerts & get daily updates of this blog to ur mobile along with motivational quotes ,funny sms , frienship sms and many more.

Search The Blog

Newtons love laws:just for fun

0
Newton laws of love


Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "



first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "



second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "



third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while slapping







forgive me if it is a repost 



keep ur comment to this post......!

No comments:

Post a Comment

place ur comment

Disclaimer

This is a cool blog where we can find many of our stuff.Like me who want to contribute to this blog sign in with google account appearing on the left side(below subscribe blog).Then u can post any stuff to help our frnds.
thank u frnds.


To help u how to roam on this site ?how to check ur topics?
see the menu and u will find links which appeared in blue and click on the option u need(appeared below cheeky quotes).
or
see the blog archieve (below the search blog).